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Subtitle? SUBTITLE?? We don't need no Stinkin' subtitles!!!
Created on 2004-08-15 15:08:50 (#4198214), last updated 2007-09-06
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Basic Info| Name: | Mr. Bob |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-21 |
| Website: | Star Bored |
BioI'm not really into this sort of crap.
I just got the account to... to... well I don't know why really.
Okay that's not true at all. I do know why.
Thing is, see, I've got this…
condition.
I'm Registration Impulsive.
No really I am!
If there's a sign-up button in my line of sight I have to press it! I just can't help myself! It’s really horrible! Already I’m a member of the NRA, a member of an underground soviet organ dealing society, a cyber rabbi and a client to a free online dating service based in South-Western Kyrgyzstan.
I don’t even know where Kyrgyzstan is!!
But I digress. Basically I applied for one of these Live Journal things without any intention of starting one, so wasting a perfectly good username that someone more deserving may have wanted. Please don't blame me for that. It was the button man!
It’s its fault I’m writing this stupid bio! You ought to have heard the bastard! It was on its haunches practically gagging for it! IT WAS BEGGING TO BE PRESSED! SWIFT AND HARD! WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO DO??
I'M NOT MADE OF STONE!!! CAN’T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT I’M A NORMAL PERSON WITH A SHAMEFUL DISABILITY?? CAN’T YOU? CAN’T YOU???? AAUUUUGHHH!!! WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME!!???
I just got the account to... to... well I don't know why really.
Okay that's not true at all. I do know why.
Thing is, see, I've got this…
condition.
I'm Registration Impulsive.
No really I am!
If there's a sign-up button in my line of sight I have to press it! I just can't help myself! It’s really horrible! Already I’m a member of the NRA, a member of an underground soviet organ dealing society, a cyber rabbi and a client to a free online dating service based in South-Western Kyrgyzstan.
I don’t even know where Kyrgyzstan is!!
But I digress. Basically I applied for one of these Live Journal things without any intention of starting one, so wasting a perfectly good username that someone more deserving may have wanted. Please don't blame me for that. It was the button man!
It’s its fault I’m writing this stupid bio! You ought to have heard the bastard! It was on its haunches practically gagging for it! IT WAS BEGGING TO BE PRESSED! SWIFT AND HARD! WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO DO??
I'M NOT MADE OF STONE!!! CAN’T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT I’M A NORMAL PERSON WITH A SHAMEFUL DISABILITY?? CAN’T YOU? CAN’T YOU???? AAUUUUGHHH!!! WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND ME!!???
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